Monday, June 23, 2008

when I grow up...

... I want to be a hermit and live in a cave. I'd spit at people and never bathe.

10 comments:

Nadja Magdalena said...

Mom(distractedly): That's nice, dear.

Dan Hunter said...

Thats AWESOME!

Thom said...

I thought that you already did that....

LarryD said...

My wife thinks that what I'm doing when I'm in my "man cave"

Diesel said...

Start small. Maybe with the spitting.

Athanasius contra mundum said...

And wear camel hair too?

elephantschild said...

There once was a girl named "CC."
She wanted a nun just to be.
She'd live in a cave
and never would bathe,
And spit when the folk came to see.

a thorn in the pew said...

So smelly, would you still have a penchant to veil? You may get bugs trapped up there, underneath. I'm just saying...
Dang, I'm all itchy now and I'm clean...

ignorant redneck said...

You been reading the Desert Fathers lately?

jill said...

You could go one better and be a holy fool a la St Basil the Blessed of Moscow. Among other weird things he did, he often went around unkempt and naked, and often ate a large sausage on the steps of churches on Good Friday, to show the sinfulness and hypocrisy of the "good people" of Moscow.