Sonny, are those adidas sweats your wearing part of the soutane ensemble that you whippersnappers are wearin' these days?
"Br. Gerard, why did you not defend yourself against those charges?""Because Fr. Alphonsus, I thought that is how Our Lord would act."
"The original icthus was about this tall.""How do you know?""I drew it, sonny."A classic fish tale...
"Why do you come to me on this the day of my goddaughter's wedding?"
"Put your left foot in...good, good. Now shake it all about."
Anakin, if you don't get rid of those shoes you may be expelled from the Jediite order.
Be careful of the TLM, Anakin. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any liturgist. Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force and only then you will be able to call yourself Lord of the Liturgical Dance.
Very Good Brother! Remember, when the Liturgists come---run!
father, bless my left foot i'm about to play some "futbol" with the street urchins
...and when the celebrant brought out a guitar and tambourine to lead the choir I was this close (distance between finger and thumb on raised hand) to belting him with my stick!
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