You should have gone to St Joseph of Cupertino... he's the patron saint of exam students, as he was such a duffer at Latin (and his other studies) that he was sure to fail his exam for the diaconate.
He prayed to Our Lady, and got the one question he could actually answer...
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You should have gone to St Joseph of Cupertino... he's the patron saint of exam students, as he was such a duffer at Latin (and his other studies) that he was sure to fail his exam for the diaconate.
He prayed to Our Lady, and got the one question he could actually answer...
NOW you tell me.
Mac beat me to it. St J of C got me through Finals.
I think that asking for intercession two weeks before the test is much better.
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