... two good friends of mine had children that received their first communion this weekend. Afterwords we all met at one family's house for a small celebration. Everything was pleasant and civilized until... I look at see my son standing at the top of a slide with his pants down having a peeing contest with another boy to see whose urine could make it down the slide the fastest.
He later redeemed me by blessing a small baby "in nomine patris et fillii et spiritus sancti".