Tuesday, September 29, 2009

damn environmentalist...

... if I hear my co-worker complain one more time about me throwing plastic bottles in the trash can I am going to go to their house and burn tires on their front lawn and dump used motor oil down their storm water drains!

12 comments:

Old Bob said...

Deeeeear Crescat, don't do that. there are ways that are more subtle - and nastier. And remember the Eleventh Commandment: don't get caught.

RJW said...

Leave the car idling while you do it. (You will have to do a cost benfit analysis. Cost of gas -vs- satisfaction of spewing exhaust gas in the front yard).

Thom Curnutte said...

If I bought you a small bin for them, would you use it?

Just put it on your Amazon Wishlist... lmao.

:-p

HEATHER said...

If I were in your situation, the next time I finished a bottle I would be sure to hand it to the complainer, without saying a word. When they ask the inevitable "What's this?" You can oh so sweetly reply, "Well I thought you wanted it since you don't want me to throw them away." Be sickeningly sweet when you do this.
But I guess that's the passive agressive way of dealing with things. ;-) You are welcome!

Sarah - Kala said...

I can think of a few places to tuck that bottle. Ahem.

The Digital Hairshirt said...

Paisan,

Leave the head of a spotted owl on their desk.

Remember - omerta. Never ask me about my business.

The Digital "Goombah" Hairshirt

Fr. Erik Richtsteig said...

Video Kat. I want video!

Terry Nelson said...

You are so damn cute when you're nuts!

The Crescat said...

Terry... who me? or Fr. Erik?

MWA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

kired said...

So I assume he can get a recycling bin installed in your work place. I second Terry.

Rose said...

Isn't it an NC state law as of today that we have to recycle all our plastic bottles?

mtmom said...

my poor children get it from church!