"Undercover Vatican security agent keeps an eye on strange American woman taking pictures of buff Swiss Guards."
Because things had gotten so out of hand, the neighboring convent instituted a "Sr. Bertrille Early Warning System".
Mission of the sisters of the traditional mass guerilla: search hippy mass and destroy
Psalms 121:1-2 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth.Yes, I know You were looking for something funny, but that's all I could come up right now, given my current state.
"Seeing is believing"lol I don't know what else to say about that .
Is that a flying saucer or a heliun balloon? (Couldn't resist the reference to recent events).
OK, so I know a thousand years is as a day to You but this waiting is killing us.
oh thank GOD...Its GOD! I knew the end was near, where's my popcorn? Ya know, Iv'e been thinking it was close, but when the antiChrist wins the Nobel peace Prize,it got me looking east every few minutes.
BTW, above comment is Tonya,not my husvabd as we use the same screen name.If its too much,Im nott offended if you delete that one.forgive me for taking achance to vent.LOL
"Hm... I see a lot of guitars, but still haven't spotted any reverence."
"... though now, we see through a glass, darkly..." "Okay, who used black marker on the lenses?"
Sister Mary Buttinsky caught spying on the priest's rectory again.
Sister Agnes was too young to understand the cultural reference when informed that the sisters would be watching "The Flying Nun".
Fancy that ... the Pope is blessing the people from his Vatican window, yet he hasn't bothered to shave this morning!
An agent of The Visitation observing (from a safe distance) the liturgical dance at the opening of an LCWR committee meeting.
Sister momentarily forgot about "custody of the eyes"...she had a bad day!
The best one yet ---Phillip, Andrea, Ivy said... "Hm... I see a lot of guitars, but still haven't spotted any reverence."
Try as she may, sister never did quite find the spiritual vision the retreat dirctor described.
Surveillance never was one of sister Spyra's strong points...
^ Actually, that was my daughter, Amelia....
"She's got canned heat in her heels tonight, baybeeah!"
Post a Comment