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10 comments:
Ouch!!!
You do realize that the Knights take vows, right? Right?
Is that weeping I hear?
What kind of vows?
At least the Knights of Malta are inspiring pure thoughts in the women who read this blog.
"dark and brooding men" Bah.
I am really annoyed by all of this. How about showing some photos of the Teutonic Knights, who come from my part of the world?
No, rather I think I'll take photos of pretty Catholic women in lace mantillas. Yeah.
Forgive me, madam, if you took my words to attribute impious thoughts to any of the ladies. Please continue to admire the craftsmanship . . . .
Mark, you're ugly when you're jealous. :-P
Farmer... I am admiring away.
There's a reason for the photo being tagged in such a manner... that man needs a weapon permit for those eyes.
lol
Send him to deal with Sr. Chisseter!
I'm really diggin' that helmet. Has a wonderful "X-Men" sorta vibe. (Sorry, too many comic books).
Verification word: aquakin
1) A small, unbelievably cute undersea creature, as in: "Hi, I'm an aquakin. Hug me!"
2) Your relatives who live underwater, as in: "Yeah, they're my aquakin, but I only see 'em about once a year at Thanksgiving."
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