Ah yes the tambourine! Goes especially well with the song "Kumbaya". I can't wait for the hippie crap Mass to die off. The old school Mass definitely rules.
You know those long plastic horns you see at sports events (well, that some people see, I don't attend pro sports events) yes, well maybe those would be good. Sort of a Catholic 70s Shofar thing.
I hope you don't mind, but I printed out your picture and have been passing it around as a photograph of our choir director during practice. I sort of meant it as a joke, but everyone seems to think it's real.... Oh well.
John in a secret place so I'm not found out.
The "secret word" is StStrama. Who's St Strama? And I just posted at another blog where the word was "Latin." Maybe I can't hide?
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Ah yes the tambourine! Goes especially well with the song "Kumbaya". I can't wait for the hippie crap Mass to die off. The old school Mass definitely rules.
Can we keep the guitars?
I wonder what the next instrument will be? The drums perhaps? No 'folk' mass is complete without a drum solo.
Our (young) associate pastor said to my wife and I after mass yesterday, "Can we please just get over the 70's?" All I could say was, "Amen!"
Now I guess I'm left with musical spoons.
I like all instruments...and when you think of it, didn't Jesus kinda dress like a hippie? ;-)
I don't care what kind of music is playing, to me, singing in church is just like praying and we all have our own unique way of speaking to the Lord.
I equally love the Gregorian chants, the more "traditional" hymns, and Gospel music just sets my soul on fire! ;-)
What about Cowbell?
The way some Catholics sing, a cowbell would be appropriate. ;-)
You know those long plastic horns you see at sports events (well, that some people see, I don't attend pro sports events) yes, well maybe those would be good. Sort of a Catholic 70s Shofar thing.
Owen- Ok...that made me really laugh! :-D
I hope you don't mind, but I printed out your picture and have been passing it around as a photograph of our choir director during practice. I sort of meant it as a joke, but everyone seems to think it's real.... Oh well.
John in a secret place so I'm not found out.
The "secret word" is StStrama. Who's St Strama? And I just posted at another blog where the word was "Latin." Maybe I can't hide?
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