Wednesday, November 25, 2009

the following is a message to all turkeys...

Dear Turkeys;

I am sorry God made you inferior and flightless. Therefore it is your plight to suffer the fate of being devoured by millions of Americans tomorrow. I apologize in advance for the ravenous way in which myself, my family, and the citizens of this nation will masticate your tender juicy golden browned carcass.

Love,
Carnivore Kat

8 comments:

Fr. Gary V. said...

We spared the Turkey this year, we'll have Miss piggy instead. 8-)

Mary Ellen said...

Be not afraid, turkey. I'm a vegetarian and will only consume such delicacies as sweet potatoes, vegetables, and squash soup...and a few glasses of white wine.

DammitWomann said...

Sorry turkey - I will be eating Mary Ellen's share of you...........

And white wine of course.

Joe (defend-us-in-battle.blogspot.com) said...

psst... Kat,

Some Turkeys can fly... especially wild turkeys :X

So don't upset them too much, or there might be an incident of the BIRDS.

Nothing scarrier than walking through the woods and hearing/watching a bunch of turkeys flying... it's like watching B-2 Bombers come at you!

Tara said...

I'm sparing the turkey and going for the beef--thick New York steaks, with my special secret garlic and thyme seasoning--but still having homemade pumpkin pie--with tons of whipping cream--yum!

nazareth priest said...

Just raise some turkeys and you'll be thankful that they can be a delicious meal!
Even though we do not eat meat every day, we'll eat turkey tomorrow...gobble, gobble!!

Tzard said...

Ooh, extra points for using the word "masticate".

Brian Michael Page said...

LMAO! I love it!
BMP