Tuesday, November 24, 2009

it was only a matter of time...

... working in a predominately male office where a bathroom is shared that I would fall in the toilet because the seat wasn't placed back down. hiss.spit.growl.

8 comments:

Thom Curnutte, S.F.O. said...

I'm terribly sorry, but there was a snort when I laughed.

(FWIW, I was trained to ALWAYS put the lid down. I'll do it until my dying day.)

DammitWomann said...

Butt dunks are just WRONG !!!!

Gentleman Farmer said...

You'll have to excuse me. This is one of those man/woman things that I've never been able to understand.

Why would anyone, anywhere, any time, sit down without first looking? Further, in this context, all adults are on notice that the seat may or may not be down, inasmuch as it is designed to have two standard positions.

Do women also attempt to enter the bathroom itself before first ascertaining that the door is open? Does running into the door cause frequent bruising?

Does your answer change if I tell you I have a beard?

DammitWomann said...

Gentlemen Farmer - my butt dunks have been at night when I'm too tired or lazy to open my eyes.

Having a beard makes no diff to me. LOL

Old Bob said...

I'm a 65-year-old man. Before I go to bed at night I make very sure the seat (not the lid!) is down! Because the odds that I won't need the can during the night are about 100-to-1.

TheSeeker said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Smiley said...

Crescat i thought fart and toilet humour was the domain of The Boy

kired said...

was the toilet clean? I once sat on a wet seat.