Tuesday, December 01, 2009

the man of my dreams...

... The Gentleman Farmer has been so kind as to answer my lonely plea. It appears THIS MAN is still single... maybe if I put him in a Swiss Guard outfit. and squint. and drink heavily.



Of course he's from Orlando. *cough*

11 comments:

Thom Curnutte, S.F.O. said...

$1k? Wouldn't that be lifelong prostitution? ;-)

mansizedtarget said...

Dude, that's a good deal! I guess that's a finder's fee. All good things--like cheap foreclosed homes and Disney and humidity--are found in Orlando.

KimP said...

I read what he is looking for in a woman, and all I can say, Kat, is that you would have to drink A LOT. He's willing to put up with a really young or really old person if they are "exceptional". And he's willing to date someone really skinny or overweight if they are "exceptional". What is this "exceptional" criteria? Like St. Mary exceptional? Or Pamela Anderson exceptional? Keep looking.

Old Bob said...

Hi, Kat! My only comment is that you could do better with me -- but you could do a lot better than me too! ;-) lololol and my very best wishes and prayers.

kozz said...

Prefers women from sizes 1-14. Ooo, the depth of this one.

margaret said...

Someone will send round a couple of very big, fierce nuns to confiscate that Swiss Guard uniform if you're not more careful what you say about it.

The Crescat said...

Man Sized... you are not making your case for Orlando. :-P

Pablo said...

Dear Miss Crescat,
Fear not. One day your man will call to you and your heart and soul will know him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwHWbsvgQUE&feature=related

After a proper introduction, the sky is the limit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxSzcWLIhiQ&feature=related

And the rest will be history.

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Gentleman Farmer said...

Ahhh. Pablo subscribes to the "Sit in your room in a straight-backed wooden chair, hands folded, and wait for The Lord to deliver your prince" theory. Or, based on the videos, the "First, arrange to be the only non-simian female within 500 miles, then . . . ." plan.

I'm not optimistic.

The Crescat said...

I have never been the sit-back-and-wait-for-things-to-happen type of girl... if I did I might miss my target.

*cough*

Pablo said...

Well, I guess I should stop trying to get a job as a comedian... brain surgen, or rocket scientist maybe?

Feliz Navidad

pablo

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