$1k? Wouldn't that be lifelong prostitution? ;-)
Dude, that's a good deal! I guess that's a finder's fee. All good things--like cheap foreclosed homes and Disney and humidity--are found in Orlando.
I read what he is looking for in a woman, and all I can say, Kat, is that you would have to drink A LOT. He's willing to put up with a really young or really old person if they are "exceptional". And he's willing to date someone really skinny or overweight if they are "exceptional". What is this "exceptional" criteria? Like St. Mary exceptional? Or Pamela Anderson exceptional? Keep looking.
Hi, Kat! My only comment is that you could do better with me -- but you could do a lot better than me too! ;-) lololol and my very best wishes and prayers.
Prefers women from sizes 1-14. Ooo, the depth of this one.
Someone will send round a couple of very big, fierce nuns to confiscate that Swiss Guard uniform if you're not more careful what you say about it.
Man Sized... you are not making your case for Orlando. :-P
Dear Miss Crescat,Fear not. One day your man will call to you and your heart and soul will know him:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwHWbsvgQUE&feature=relatedAfter a proper introduction, the sky is the limit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxSzcWLIhiQ&feature=relatedAnd the rest will be history.*
Ahhh. Pablo subscribes to the "Sit in your room in a straight-backed wooden chair, hands folded, and wait for The Lord to deliver your prince" theory. Or, based on the videos, the "First, arrange to be the only non-simian female within 500 miles, then . . . ." plan.I'm not optimistic.
I have never been the sit-back-and-wait-for-things-to-happen type of girl... if I did I might miss my target. *cough*
Well, I guess I should stop trying to get a job as a comedian... brain surgen, or rocket scientist maybe?Feliz Navidadpablo*
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