As darkness falls and the playoffs go into overtime, Cardinal Biggles comes to the rescue by infusing the game ball with the Light of Christ.
"Remember that soccer is 10% kicking, and 90% dropping to the ground, rolling around while holding your knee and crying like some kind of lawn fairy whenever an opposing player comes withing 3 feet of the ball."Scott W.
--Ok, gentlemen, let's waste no more time. The match between atheism and religion is about to start: he who manages to pass the ball between the legs of the other one wins.
Three-time bowling champ, Buddy Fisker, was not able to pick up his last spare of the game.
The referre and Ralph McInnery were not going to argue with a ball-toting Bishop Williamson :)
Boy, I really laid an egg with THAT homily!
"You want me to WHAAAT?...where's the teleprompter? Oh, yeah, that must be a mystical experience of the future...Obama, you say?"
By the look of it, that's bishop Bekkers of Den Bosch - the picture was probably taken in the early 1960's and possibly in Eindhoven on the PSV soccer pitch (though that's just speculation on my part!)
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