Msgr. Ganswein - "That's the one, Your Holiness. She's the one who wants to get ordained."Pope Benedict - "One more heathen making me get down from my pope mobile. There will be blood."
Very nice.What is it with the cassock that makes guys look so good?Msgr. Ganswein and Papa Bene arrive at the LA Religious Education Conference thing:Msgr: Right this way, You Holiness, Cardinal Mahoney is expecting you ...Papa: Lord have mercy, is it really that time of year *again?* Thank the Lord it is Lent. I wonder how many souls this will ransom?
"That is her, there, your Holiness. Her leg might be broken but I don't think she needs Last Rites. She says she feels blessed to have been run over by the popemobile and only requests a picture with you and me for her blog."
I can't get over the fact how much Monsignor Ganswein and I look alike - twins really. It's uncanny.
Msgr. G.: "Stay back, you crazy woman! Not another step, or it's excommunication! I'm warning you!"
"Don't worry, Holy Father. The team of elite assassins has been foiled, as you see.""Perhaps it would have been better if my protective services had gotten there before my fans.""Don't worry. The industrial spatula is coming, and those assassins will peel right off the sidewalk."
Papa B: "Oh, it's the "Malta Monday" gal? No?".Msgr. G: "Everything is fine, Holy Father...just go to the left, smile and give her your blessing."
Msgr. Ganswein ....Nothing more needs to be said.. :)Now I've got to run to Confession..thanks alot Kat!! :)Sara
She thinks you're Michael Jackson. Just play along.
Will they never pay attention in the media to my red ferragamos???
"There Your Holiness! There's the guy that got into your stash of Stuttgarter Hofbräu!"
No your Holiness she is not attacking the Swiss Guard
"this is the girl who wants you to laicize me"
Kat - they are so on to you...
HOW many rosaries does she have to be blessed? Is there any left in Rome?
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