Friday, March 12, 2010

learn from me...

... ladies, when using a facial moisturizer containing a bronzer, for the love of God, put it on your neck too.

4 comments:

3puddytats said...

Rule #2: When using bronzer on your legs, have someone apply it for you to the BACK of your legs..or zebra stripes WILL result.. :) And little kids at the Parish Picnic will laugh at you..

Sara

Fr Paul Johnson said...

I roared with laughter at this. Hope you're not offended if I post it on my own blog. Thank you for a great post!

Just another mad Catholic said...

rule#3 when following rule two, get your husband/girl friends to do it to avoid dragging some poor boy into an occasion of sin

Dominic Mary said...

Rule #0 :
Nothing about applying bronzer to female body parts (not even discussion) is anything to do with any male who is not married to the bronzee !