Tuesday, April 06, 2010

how to not endear yourself to me...

... just because I am in nursing school and work in the nursing field does not mean that it is ok for you to tell me all the intimate details of your bodily functions. And no, I will not diagnose your symptoms or look at that suspicious oozing sore and tell you what I think it is. If you are seriously concerned about your health please contact your regular physician or go to the clinic.

7 comments:

Lvka said...

Damn'! JUST when I thought I could get a free consultation! :-|

Mary Rose said...

Well, then please delete my email with all the gory details of this huge lump growing out of the side of my face. It turned out to be a pimple, after all.

I loved your illustration, btw!

Lvka, perhaps we could ply our dear CC with good wine and chocolates until she has mercy upon us. Maybe.

Tim said...

Well then can I at least get your theological opinion on these sores on my hands, feet, and side?

The Crescat said...

clever, Tim.

nazareth priest said...

I believe this phenomena is also called "an organ recital"...my poor dad (an M.D.) has had to put up with this from his children at every family gathering...so far, he hasn't told us to "put a sock in it"; I'm just waiting, though:<)!

The Crescat said...

"organ recital" I love it.

Terry Nelson said...

Thom keeps askin' about that crud, huh?