"Threatalert Jesus"?I thought this was supposed to be a cross in the sky...silly me.I'm still not gonna buy it.I'll take my chances. So should you:<)!
I understand there is a new updgrade coming out.The Threat Alert Jesus now Wireless!Maintain a link with any three members of the Church Triumphant!Uses the new JAN (Jesus Area Network) wireless technology!
I hope it won't be bad manners to point out that this is obviously done as a spoof to make fun of evangelical Christians. Either they aren't really selling the product or they are, but in either case I'm quite sure the point is to note how many people actually try to buy them as a joke on the would-be buyers.
The 555 number is a giveaway. It's a dummy number, the one movies and tv shows always use so that no random person gets called by a thousand curious viewers.
of course it's a spoof.
It'll also mess up your cell phone reception.
...Catholic version comes with container of Holy Water...
I guess it has a little door in the back, because inserting the batteries from the bottom would be bad manners.
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