... I am a note writer. I am forever jotting down ideas and reminders for myself. I doodle. I fidget. I chew on my pens. I always have a pen in my hand. Because of that I sometimes will have an ink stain on my right index finger.
Imagine me rubbing my finger across my upper lip and it leaving a nice ink smudge that, say, resembles a hilter mustache. Now imagine me walking around a good portion of the night like that and my date never telling me!
Yes... I find it utterly amazing I am still single too.