Monday, May 10, 2010

stupid things I do on any given date...

... I am a note writer. I am forever jotting down ideas and reminders for myself. I doodle. I fidget. I chew on my pens. I always have a pen in my hand. Because of that I sometimes will have an ink stain on my right index finger.

Imagine me rubbing my finger across my upper lip and it leaving a nice ink smudge that, say, resembles a hilter mustache. Now imagine me walking around a good portion of the night like that and my date never telling me!

Yes... I find it utterly amazing I am still single too.

10 comments:

Lola said...

I am amazed that you would even give a guy like that the time of day.


At least you weren't behaving oddly, like you might have been a former nazi. A La Dr. Stangelove.

Shark Bait said...

Your date let you walk around with a self-applied Hitler mustache all night? It's not your continued singleness that fails to surprise me.

Rick said...

Opposites attract, commonalities bind.

BriFili Stating said...

Maybe he likes Charlie Chaplin.

PaxetBonum said...

Maybe he thought it was a unique and daring "multicultural/tribal" cosmetic marking (Irish/PR/Southern/Confederate?), akin to Mel's blue face paint in BH, and was just being respectful of your right to proudly and publicly identify yourself with your rich ethnic heritage?

Or maybe he was too blotto to notice? It's hard to say. Hopefully, he at least picked up the check. Ain't dating fun? P&B.

Andrea said...

Maybe he didn't even notice it? Did you call him out on it once you discovered it? Like "Hey, why didn't you tell me?"

Just another mad Catholic said...

You are either in dire need of St. Joseph's help or Christ wishes you to become a religious sister after your son grows up

3puddytats said...

I thin alot of men nowadays DO notice...but because of past bad experiences they just as soon keep their mouth shut....

Case in point--I am the only woman in an all-male office...one days I was picking up several sheets of labels I had printed off the printers, and my hands being full I just sort of tucked them under my right arm....I hurridly dropped the sheet sof lables off at my desk as I was running late for a meeting..said meeting with very important came and went, met and chatted with other folks during the day, etc...

I was in the restroom and noticed with horor in the mirror that I must have had 50 of the labels plastered all over my right side...at leat 50 people interacted with me through the course of the day and no one said a word....I scolded one of my coworkers for not bringing it to my attention, especially in front of one of my very important clients...he just kind of hung his head and said "We're not supposed to be looking at your boobs.. "

So much for maintaining professional appearances... now I ALWAYS keep a mirror at my desk..

Then there was the time I was standing in line for Communion not realizing that my skirt was way hitched up in the back.. I wondered there why all the little kids were giggling..it's for reasons like that you mom taought you to always have clean underwear on..

Sara

kired said...

consider updating your picture

Mrs4444 said...

Funny! (sorry) (visiting from MightyMom)