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Indeed. And Spandex is a choice, not a right.
Indeed and particularly so with guys who are due to deliver within the month. Yuk.
How will people see my rippling 6 pack abs?
How will people see my rippling 6 pack abs?
Rick - is that where the 'Ripples' in 'Divine Ripples' comes from?
@LarryD. It does work on many levels.
Rick, do you percieve those abs after a six pack of Ripple or before? :)
@s-p: You can mix and match. As I told LarryD, it works on many level.
I'm really sick of all the man boobies in the Summer.
rule #2 is Ladies be modest; its hard enough staying Chaste without you all wearing imodest frocks just because the whether is 30 degrees centegrade
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