... completely ignoring what I posted below.
[rant] Today has started out like any other typical day in my life, i.e. with me doing typically stupid things on any given day. This morning the cat pissed on my towel, only I didn’t notice because it was still damp from the last time I used it. As I was getting dressed my hair was wrapped up in the piss towel drying. It wasn’t till I got to work that I finally figured out what that smell was, and even worse, where it was coming from.
So now I am sitting at my desk reeking of cat urine and I’m on hold with the IT department because my computer realizes its Monday and doesn’t want to work either. Did you know the number for our IT department is a labyrinth of pre-recorded prompts created by a group of basement dwelling nerds designed to specifically make me go absolutely bat shit crazy… I am one minute away from having a complete Office Space episode. Press “1” if you have the blue screen of death, press “2” if need to reach Mordor in Middle Earth, press “3” if you were caught on facebook at work … and YES, I have tried restarting the computer! [/rant]