... the Digital Hairshirt presents me with another opportunity to find Mr. Crescat. Isn't she thoughtful?
"TheUglyBugBall.com caters to the "aesthetically challenged" with a pitch line of "ugly people are a better calibre of human - pretty people generally aren't very nice and tend to be a bit shallow. That and, ugly people have lower expectations. For a ﬁrst date a Family Bucket will usually do the trick." [source]
Sixth time is the charm right?