Friday, February 25, 2011

Kitty's revenge...

... I think my diabolical feline home invader reads this blog.

For some reason unbeknown to me, Cat has taken to sleeping on the edge of the toilet seat. This is a recent habit of his that proved catastrophic this particular morning. Let me give you the scenario... Imagine me getting up at 5am and blindly stumbling into my bathroom half asleep to use the toilet and get ready for work...

Now imagine me sitting bare assed on my cat and knocking him into the water filled bowl. Now imagine a cat's typical reaction when thrown into water. Claws. Lots of claws. On bare ass. I couldn't jump up fast enough.

I should have bought a fish.

18 comments:

Old Bob said...

OWIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Dr. Eric said...

You should keep both lids down.

LarryD said...

Yowch. Sorry to hear about your...ah, er...Cat-Ass-Trophe.

And just today I took a quiz where I learned there is an 89% chance my cat is plotting to kill me. I posted it at my blog.

Terry Nelson said...

"Claws. Lots of claws. On bare ass."

How vivid!

3puddytats said...

I also keep both lids down in both of my bathrooms...otherwise the toilet is the preferred water dish...not good when there is toilet bowl cleaner in the vicinity...

My black cat likes to sleep on the lid of the upstairs toilet..mainly because there's a soft fluffy cover on it...cat magnet. Be careful inthe dark...

Sara

Old Bob said...

Larry, that comment is so repulsive, disgusting, revolting, and despicable that I wish I had said it first. Oh, well . . . .
(Sorry, Kat. Really!!)

Cruise the Groove. said...

Post a picture of that.

Anthony S. Layne said...

Iiiiiii got nothin'. Sorry, Kat; good thing you're an LPN.

Just another mad Catholic said...

Apparently I am slightly safer than Larry with the probebility that our cat will kill me at 83%, having said that she's so dozey that She'd have problems finding the jugular.......

Kat I think sylvester needs a tweety pie to keep him occupied :)

tubbs said...

Felonious Kitties - they're all the same!

BurgoFitzgerald said...

Milady,

You are nature's greatest miracle. This blog just gets better and better.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Please do not EVER stop writing this blog!

therese rita said...

Like I said in your last Cat post...you're much braver blogger than me. I couldn't imagine putting up that visual. Thx for the laugh!

Anna A said...

I can appreciate the problem, because one of mine is a toilet drinker. (I keep the lid down and am careful with chemical cleaning.).

Paul Cat said...

As long as you don't keep the fish in the toilet, you should be fine.

But seriously, this was the funniest thing I've read all day.

Cathy_of_Alex said...

You owe me a lunch. I laughed so hard I spewed over 1/2 of it all over my desk.

Smiley said...

YOu should have flushed the damned thing. We were put in charge of the beasties not vice versa

Buster Kitty said...

Since no one else will defend your cat, I will!

It is obvious to me that HE may have an enlarged prostate, causing HIM to make frequent trips to the bathroom to urinate. Rather than run half way across the house, HE decided to sleep on the rim of the toilet so as to not make a mess on the way. Also, the litter box may be full again.

Though I will admit I am embarrassed whenever my fellow species tries to emulate humans in their hygienic behaviors, I am able to fess up to once using toilet paper rather than simply licking the area in question.

Sheep 1 said...

Me: Reading your post, laughing out loud, husband on the phone in next room.

Husband (now off the phone and standing in front of me): What were you laughing at? Something funny on the internet?

Me: Reading him the post out loud while laughing so hard I have tears running down my cheeks.

Husband while smiling: Ouch! Then, "Is that all?"

Me: Well there are 17 comments. One of them calls it a cat-ass-trophe.

Husband: Laughs out loud

Yes, I hope you always keep blogging. The delightful humor you bring to those of us leading rather non-eventful lives by sharing your adventures in such descriptive terms, should almost make those experiences worth having, claws and all. Thank you. Kay