Wait! Are you the reason my father-in-law's girlfriend just made a totally stupid comment on my Facebook wall that is going to cause all sorts of family drama? Don't do stuff like that the day before I'm giving Facebook up for Lent. It's not even Lent and already I'm doomed to fail. Thanks!
I am so offended I promise you, I will not leave another comment here between now and the next time I leave a comment here.
What did I do now? I hate it when you this to me!
How dare you!!! I will have you know that I NEVER get offended.
Damn, left my righteous indignation at the cleaners. How about supercilious patronization?
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