Thursday, March 24, 2011

a lenten penance ...

... I'm sick. Damned sick. And when I am sick and miserable spreading cheer in the form of snide sarcasm makes me feel better. So here is a little Lenten "cheer" for you, kind readers.

A Lenten Penance.



h/t Sooner Scotty. So blame him, not me.

29 comments:

Emily said...

Thanks. I'm sick, too, this week, and had suspended most of my penances because of it. I guess God decided I needed an alternate penance, so he sent me over here.

Praying for your recovery!

John (Ad Orientem) said...

That is just so wrong...

A.R. said...

Just as I suspected...it's Luther's fault: http://queerbiblestudy.blogspot.com/p/contemporary-music-mass.html

Feel better soon!

Cruise the Groove. said...

That is from a sodomite website!

Mark of the Vineyard said...

At first I was scared. I thought it might actually be Catholic :-D

Dr. Eric said...

Hospodi Pomyluj!
Kyrie Eleison!
Domine Miserere!

ArchAngel's Advocate said...
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ArchAngel's Advocate said...

The previous comment was deleted for excessive misspellings

After viewing the forenamed blog-site I'm convinced it was a misspelling of "GagGag Mess" (having lived in SF I know it's spelled "Polk Gulch" not "Polk Gultch". It's also noteworthy that her "call to ministry" came from the Lutheran "parishes" rather than from God...

Adrienne said...

Now we're all as sick as you. That was scary...

Get well soon...

soonerscotty said...

Bwahahahaha...

And I just realized s/he's also posted a "Bob Dylan Folk Mass" and a "Beatles Mass" here http://queerbiblestudy.blogspot.com/p/contemporary-music-mass.html

Bach, Hayden, Mozart, and Beethoven were so common to have written their own Masses, yet this "pastor" has the gall to break copyright law and steal artist's works.

Old Bob said...

Dear Kat, yep, just reading the words is penance enough. I didn't watch the videos because I didn't want to spoil my supper.

3puddytats said...

Dude needs to get like a REAL guitar..

From the comments here I assume that no one is interested in my Van Halen Mass for Fender Strat and Marshall stack..

Perfect for stadium Masses and World Youth Day :)

:)

Sara

Shelley said...

*faints*

[comes back to consciousness] Did I really just see that? Did I really just listen to some of it?

*re-faints*

Maryjohn said...

No thanks. I am just fighting off the last vestiges of the flu and am afraid of a relapse should I dare listen to any of this applesauce!

Get well Kat.

Timothy said...

@3puddytats: I'm interested... unless there is Sammy Hagar stuff. I wish the aliens had kept him.

LarryD said...

Man, that guy can't sing at all, can he?

Mark of the Vineyard said...

@Larry: That "guy" is a gal.

BurgoFitzgerald said...

I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.

I am also grinning because everyone keeps referring to that "gal" as a "guy".

I would rather wear a hair shirt and cilices around my thighs than have to watch that again.

I hope you get better soon, though.

BurgoFitzgerald said...

Oh, and I hope Lady Gaga doesn't find out about this like she found out about that little girl here in Canada who did a rendition of "Born this Way". Gaga's reaction to THAT also made me throw-up in my mouth a little bit.

Now that I think about it, Elton John and his spouse, David, also made Lady Gaga GODMOTHER to their new son! Wow! I guess she is right when she says she is "plugged in" to the Divine!

I would like to dub this "Gaga Mass" as a "Hot Gaga Mess".

3puddytats said...

One of my instructors is transgendered..complete rewiring male to female....

The absolutely mindblowing thing is that he/she at 50ish looks better in a mini-skirt than I would ever hope to in a million years...even Cher would be envious.

Also I will admit has great taste in boots...

Sara

Anthony S. Layne said...

@ 3puddytats: Unless your instructor has found a way to get working ovaries and uterus in there, you'll still have a transvestite who's just gone overboard on the makeup.

BTW—I'll pass on the Lady GagMe Mess.

priest's wife said...

nooooooooooooo

Rosemary said...

If this is what happens when you get sick, I will pray fervently for your permanent good health. (By the way, my word verification is "blopp")

Patrick Button said...

Praying for you.

Smiley said...

i want your psycho i want your disease. Heck yeah.

i want to hear the Rhianna mass with the S&M song in there, oh yess i likey likey

romishgraffiti said...

I didn't watch it. Other commentors reactions were warning enough.

Smiley said...

I need some help to make a Rhianna mass please, especially if you can play the organ and help me with notation

Lola said...

Makes Baby Jesus cry...





Between your staph infection and our collective suffering with this 'mass', I think quite a few souls must have been released from purgatory into heaven.

Christina said...

Well, at least there's some Latin (in the "prayers of the people). And that's the only, tiny redeeming factor I see.