Thursday, May 19, 2011

Huge Yard Sale This Sunday, everything FREE...

... everything must go! Take as much as your arms can carry. Bring a wheelbarrow, your pick up truck, or your neighbor's pick up truck (if he's raptured away). Entire houses are available of your choosing. Mansions to squat in. Castle to plunder.

In case you live under a rock, Saturday is the Big One. The Rapture. All over the world Charismatic Churches will look like this Sunday morning...


The rapture of liturgical dancers.

Coming this Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY... International Day of Looting!

*And just in case they got it wrong and it's really The Rupture, avoid lifting heavy objects over the weekend. However, if it's The Raptor we are all screwed.

10 comments:

Rich said...

Please update this thread on May 22nd, when nothing happens.

solzemli said...

Oh man, and I just paid full price for new running shoes! Come on!!

LarryD said...

I thought a rap tour was coming through town - and here I am, wasting all afternoon looking for my Vanilla Ice cassettes.

Elise said...

You made me snort with laughter. Thank you!

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NBW said...

Pretty funny stuff. What happens when they wake up on Sunday morning and find that they are still here?

Lazy Disciple said...

Charismatics don't have altars, Kat. Tell these Papist imposters they ought to start taking things seriously.

Just another mad Catholic said...

I'm going round the local Anglican cathedral to steal all the cool vestments.

Camille said...

They have billboards for this in our subway stations (Toronto) - I thought it was a movie release! This is as good as the Myan calendar ending... guess I better get in confession Saturday!

Smiley said...

Really
I have a whole bunch of apostates to laugh at come Monday. Thanks kat you have made my long weekend

dancingwithdignity said...

Greatly disappointed that the rapture of liturgical dancers did not occur... That probably would have been the best synchronized choreography they've ever participated in.