OK, I cede my batshit crazy crown to these freakin' nuttjobs. I was disappointed that you left out the part where the bear, drawn by their screaming, comes and eats them.
I see their bias though. They claim to love pants and the earth, but I know better. The only favor animals and trees. But their dark secret is that for their food, they rip innocent vegetables from the womb of the earth, and then butcher it, roast it and ... EAT IT ... like some gory religious ritual! I haven't screamed or cried. I feel I need to... AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG! They are killing plants for their own selfish use! I hear the carrots cry!
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you find The Weirdest Crap....
what would we do without you!
NOW YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF TORMENT I GO THROUGH! I AM DEEPLY, DEEPLY HURTING!
IF I SCREAM IN THE FOREST AND NO WOMEN ARE AROUND - AM I STILL WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Kat! Thank you for having the courage to post this! Thank you for recognizing what I suffer...
It seems like they have a great longing for meaning and connection with something beyond themselves, but they're looking for it in the wrong place...
I know you won't be around today but I just have to say I totally agree with Chris. Ha!
I got a kick out of how the one young girl said, "I haven't screamed or cried. I feel I need to..." Then lets out this stupid scream.
Yes, child. I felt the same way when Hillary dodged the "will you run" question and then finally announced her run for the presidency.
What a group of utter morons. But why, if they love plants, are they sitting their fat butts all over the ground cover? HAVE THEY NO HEART?????
I think I'll go outside and decapitate a blade of grass, film it, and send it to them.
I know! I saw this and thought it would be mean to laugh at them . . . but I did.
Did you mean to post:"GET OUT OF MY BACKYARD,HIPPIE" instead? The conservative LOVE video?
OK, I cede my batshit crazy crown to these freakin' nuttjobs. I was disappointed that you left out the part where the bear, drawn by their screaming, comes and eats them.
A bottom-line illustration of a point that lefties may never get: Tree-hugging does not atone for baby killing. Even if you scream real loud.
That is sooooo pathetic!
Boy, CC, you oughta get a good spike in visits today. I watched the video this morning then saw it on Ace of Spades with a ht to you.
JohnR
Dropped in from Ace...watched the vid. and am currently scratching my head and wondering why I never learned there was life in a.....rock?
Danged public school system.
I see their bias though. They claim to love pants and the earth, but I know better. The only favor animals and trees. But their dark secret is that for their food, they rip innocent vegetables from the womb of the earth, and then butcher it, roast it and ... EAT IT ... like some gory religious ritual!
I haven't screamed or cried. I feel I need to...
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!
They are killing plants for their own selfish use! I hear the carrots cry!
That's right. Kill the babies. Save the trees. I love them liberals.
This was a joke, right? These are paid actors, right? Right? RIGHT??!!!
(oh...maybe left.)
Perhaps they should consider checking into a mental institute?
Roman Sacristan said:
"They claim to love pants and the earth, but I know better."
They don't love pants...they're hippies...
I watched this and thought - somehow this could be made into a "Messin' With Sasquatch" commercial.
Oops. Stupid typos. LOL.
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