In case you live under a rock, Saturday is the Big One. The Rapture. All over the world Charismatic Churches will look like this Sunday morning...
The rapture of liturgical dancers.
Coming this Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY... International Day of Looting!
*And just in case they got it wrong and it's really The Rupture, avoid lifting heavy objects over the weekend. However, if it's The Raptor we are all screwed.
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Please update this thread on May 22nd, when nothing happens.
Oh man, and I just paid full price for new running shoes! Come on!!
I thought a rap tour was coming through town - and here I am, wasting all afternoon looking for my Vanilla Ice cassettes.
You made me snort with laughter. Thank you!
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Pretty funny stuff. What happens when they wake up on Sunday morning and find that they are still here?
Charismatics don't have altars, Kat. Tell these Papist imposters they ought to start taking things seriously.
I'm going round the local Anglican cathedral to steal all the cool vestments.
They have billboards for this in our subway stations (Toronto) - I thought it was a movie release! This is as good as the Myan calendar ending... guess I better get in confession Saturday!
Really
I have a whole bunch of apostates to laugh at come Monday. Thanks kat you have made my long weekend
Greatly disappointed that the rapture of liturgical dancers did not occur... That probably would have been the best synchronized choreography they've ever participated in.
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